Saturday, February 19, 2011

Blame it on the pickles.

I've been eying off this big can of pickles for years now and finally took the plunge yesterday. I figure i have 72 rolls of toilet paper stored in my boot (god i love Costco), 24 cans of chickpeas in the study and about 400 panty-liners in my wardrobe, why not have 3kg of back-up pickles in the fridge?  I did pull a muscle in my back schlepping it from the car, but I think it's worth it.

Double 'Bang Bang'.

Saturday is a scheduled 'bang bang' day at our place. It's kind of a religious thing. Last Saturday we also got up to some less conventional, chicken 'bang bang' action, with a side order of Hakka-Style Eggplant. The chicken was AMAZING. The eggplant was stuffed with prawns and was yum, but probably not worth the deep-fried calories and prep time.

 
 

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Cupcakes 101.

Gab learnt how to bake Ottolenghi's Chocolate Cupcakes and i learnt that you're allowed to try a puff of a cigarette and a beer when you're 18 (but if you drink too much you may become unconscious and die), most kids have fish rather than dogs, and Guy Sebastian's 'Who's that girl?' is hot right now. 

Poor fish.

Went to dumpling place but they had no dumplings.Just fish crammed into a little tank. I'm not really in a position to complain, given i buy cage eggs, but they do look kind of sad.

Another Saturday night in, this time with James Bond and Ben O'Donoghue.

ABC Delicious, February 2011 (p.43)

Friday, February 11, 2011

I ♥ Etsy but don't fancy yellow shit on my feet.

I finally muster up the courage to wear my vintage wedges and I'm rewarded with a PMS 116 foot fungus. Thank-you Retrothreadz.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Love my 'V-Cutter'.

You'd think the Germans could come up with a more creative name for their whizz bang mandolin. If one didn't know better, they might think it's a female circumciser! This tool makes Ottolenghi's delicious Seafood, Fennel and Lime Salad so easy that we knocked it out two weekends in a row. Ottolenghi, The Cookbook (p.135)


RECIPE

2 small fennel bulbs
½ red onion, very thinly sliced
Juice and zest of 1 lime
2 garlic cloves, crushed
2 tbsp chopped dill
2 tsp chopped parsley
1 mild chilli, finely chopped
4 tbsp olive oil
¼ tsp salt
350g baby squid, cleaned
8 tiger prawns, peeled and deveined
3 tsp sumac (If you can get it!)
2 tbsp chopped coriander
Pomegranate seeds for garnish (optional)

Method

Trim the bases and tops of the fennel bulbs. Slice widthways as thinly as you can. A mandolin is great for this. In a large bowl, mix the fennel and onion with the lime juice and zest, garlic, dill, parsley, chilli, 2 tbsp of the olive oil and the salt. Set aside.

Place a heavy iron pan (preferably a griddle pan) on a high flame and leave for a few minutes until piping hot.  Meanwhile, mix the squid and prawns with the remaining 2 tbsp olive oil and a pinch of salt.  Grill the seafood in small batches, turning over after 1 minute, then cooking until just done (roughly 1 more minute for the squid and 3-4 for the prawns). Remove to a chopping board and slice the squid into thick rings. Either leave the prawns whole or cut in half.

Add the seafood to the bowl and toss with the fennel and onion mixture.
To serve, stir in the sumac ( if you have it) and coriander then taste and, if necessary, adjust the seasoning. A few scattered pomegranate seeds make a beautiful garnish.
This salad can be kept in the fridge for a day.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Feeling seedy?

Ottolenghi's Roasted Butternut Squash with Burnt Aubergine and Pomegranate Molasses is an awesome side. The texture mix-up of the seeds, sauce and almonds worked perfectly with Don's roast lamb and it's so photogenic!


Ottolenghi, The Cookbook (p.46)
Serves 2-4
1 large butternut squash
4tbsp olive oil
1tbsp pumpkin seeds
1tbsp sunflower seeds
1tbsp black sesame seeds (if unavailable, use white ones)
1tsp nigella seeds
10g sliced almonds
10g basil leaves
Coarse sea salt and black pepper
for the Sauce
1 medium aubergine
150g Greek yoghurt, at room temperature
2tbsp olive oil
1tsp pomegranate molasses
3tbsp lemon juice
1tbsp coarsely chopped flat leaf-parsley
1 garlic clove, crushed
Preheat the oven to 220°C/425°F/Gas Mark 7. Trim the top and bottom off the butternut squash and cut it in half lengthways. Remove the seeds using a small knife or a spoon. Cut each half into wedges 2-3cm thick. Arrange the wedges in a roasting tray, standing them up with the skin underneath if possible. Brush with half the olive oil and season generously with salt and pepper. Place in the oven for 25-30 minutes, by which time the wedges should be tender and slightly browned. Leave to cool.
Reduce the oven temperature to 180°C/350°F/Gas Mark 4. Scatter the pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, nigella seeds and sliced almonds on a roasting tray and toast for 8-10 minutes, until lightly browned. Leave aside to cool.
For the sauce, place the aubergine directly on a moderate flame on a gas hob (you might want to cover the hob top with foil before you begin). Burn the aubergine for 12-15 minutes, until the skin dries and cracks and smoky aromas are released. Turn it around occasionally, using metal tongs. Remove the aubergine from the heat and leave to cool slightly. (Or, you can place the aubergine under a very hot grill for about an hour, turning it around occasionally; continue until it is well shrivelled on the outside, even if it bursts open.)
Make a long cut through the aubergine. Using a spoon, scoop out the soft flesh while avoiding most of the burnt skin. Drain in a colander for 10 minutes, then transfer to a board and chop roughly.
In a mixing bowl stir together the scooped out aubergine flesh, Greek yoghurt, olive oil, pomegranate molasses, lemon juice, coarsely chopped flat leaf parsley and crushed garlic. Taste and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper. The sauce should be sweetly sharp and highly flavoursome.
Arrange the butternut squash wedges on a serving platter, piling them up on top of each other. Drizzle with the remaining olive oil, sprinkle the pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, nigella seeds and almonds over and garnish with the basil. Serve the sauce on the side.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

A quick lunch.

 
Camargue Red Rice and Quinoa with Orange and Pistachios (The Cookbook - Ottolenghi)
Brisket burgers in the background (Gourmet Traveller Annual 2008)
Smoked Salmon and Dill Roulades (Delicious Magazine Dec '10/Jan'11)
Chargrilled Cauliflower with Tomato, dill and Capers (The Cookbook - Ottolenghi)
 Jane Lawson Pretzels (Snowflakes and Schnapps)
 Ottolenghi Green Pancakes with Lime Butter (Delicious June '10)
With lime coriander butter
David Lebovitz's Banana Cake with Mocha Frosting and Salted Candied Peanuts
(Ready for Dessert)

Friday, November 26, 2010

Something dead in our kitchen sink?

Got home after work and was greeted by a stench in the kitchen. Was a combo of sick people's urine samples, dead possum and unwashed privates. When half a bottle of morning fresh, a squeeze of lemon juice and good splash of vinegar failed to kill the smell, I decided to give Jane Lawson's Fish Frikadeller with Curry Remoulade a crack. If you can't beat 'em, join em! I managed to get bits of fish all over the kitchen when trying to remove the skin from the fish and dripped onion juice accross the floor when squeezing the liquid out of the grated onion. You know how that shop Lush smells like a nauseating combo of cleaning products? Our kitchen smelt a bit like a big compost heap, but man did our fish frikadeller taste amazing!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

David Lebovitz the cause of my bulging left breast?

I visited the vag doc recently for my regular poke-about. I asked him if it were possible that the hovering ring in my woohoo was the cause of my heaving bosom, and would you believe he said (something to the effect of) "Possibly, but perhaps if you didn't sample everything you posted on Facebook, you might not have this problem." Phhh, I say.
 

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Who is Oscar Lipp?

Surprisingly, and much to my father's dismay, there has been no gossip surrounding our engagement announcement in the AJN last week. It was a given that Oscar's name would appear alongside my parents. My brother was momentarily disappointed that the miniature schnauzer copped a guernsey and he did not, but as Oscar's age is more that of a father, then a brother, and it would probably cost another $100 to get Andrew a mention as well, he quickly built a bridge.

We expected some controversy to arise due to the format of the names. For those not close to the family, one could well have assumed that dad had remarried a bloke named Oscar. Or perhaps mum and dad were in a three-way relationship with Oscar, although I'm tipping my parents would not be that adventurous. Perhaps dad was not in fact my real father and this Oscar bloke had appeared out of nowhere after a) stalking my cooking on Facebook and gagging for a good feed b) hearing the joyous news and wanting to be part of my life again or c) spotting my big mouth on the Digital Folk website and wanting a web banner made on the cheap.

Alas, there has been no speculation. Zero. I can only assume that Oscar's turtle-neck jumpers and his very bad breath has brought him widespread fame or alternatively, people care more about the departures page.