The conventional option

Not as cool to look at but definitely more sturdy.

Experiment

Looked good for all of 2.5 seconds, then it collapsed. Will have to settle for something more conventional.

I require order

Ugly, but so delicious.

Creepy little thing, the rambutan. Looks like something in a year 6 sex ed class. Probably has a similar texture to something that swims out of a willy too. I dare say it tastes much better.

Beans, beans, good for your heart.

 

Boston Baked Beans (taste.com.au)

Picnic anyone?

Thanks to pictureisunrelated.com

Chubby canary = banana

Costco is not only good for bulk purchase, it is also ideal for people watching, regurgitating and inspiration.

Take the jaundiced canary below. Against Don's better judgement, I took a quick snap of the subject (no flash required due to her sunny getup) so i could properly consider what the hell was going through her mind when she left her/the home that morning. Perhaps she had a fruit salad party to kick on to after? My bet was on her hiding out with the 5kg butter logs in the next aisle and surfacing after hours to have her way with the caramel popcorn and pecans (and very possibly the blue cheese as well). Maybe she just wanted to test her new seamless bra and panty set - no ROI there.

Whatever the reason, she inspired me to bake banana choc-chip muffins and for that, her unsavory fashion sense can be momentarily excused. I can't find a soft version of the recipe so i'll type it up when i get a moment. To die for.