The bugger shat himself.

Serves him right for hanging out on my oven door. You loiter, you will be baygoned.

Preparations begin for Sunday lunch.

Costco you are my savior

~$569 at Myer. $320 at Costco on Grand Final day. Score.

Sexy accessory AND no more tears

My spanking new onion cutting glasses. No longer do i bawl my eyes out making curries. A fantastic buy for $39.95. Comes in green and pink at Matchbox.

Retarded lilies gone good

Nothing like a sunny Sunday and 3 weeks later, my lilies decided to open up to me.