Care to remove your labia from my seat?

In the same way that a sweaty hand might leave a print on a glass table, a sweaty labia can leave it's mark on the front bend of a public toilet seat. Or rather, my work toilet seat. Repugnant. My astute colleague brought this to my attention on Friday afternoon. How one manages to hike her flaps all the way onto the seat is a mystery to me. Perhaps the animal in question was sizeable and could find nowhere else to rest her weary bits? Whatever the reason, it is wrong wrong wrong and one with such unsavoury habits  should a) at least have had the courtesy to wipe the marks off when she was done and b) be put down. No doubt she didn't wash her hands when she vacated the facility either and her labia juices are now lingering on the door handle for all to embrace.