Rocked up at Nike yesterday with Marty to present a couple of projects and learned that my client has been referring to me (I can only assume affectionately) as 'The Muff Girl', because I generally rock up to meetings with my fluffy ear muffs on.
Upon discovering this, my frontal lobe took over and relaunched a convo we left off about 2 months ago (which Marty had not been privy to), something to do with a failed Brazilian wax in Portugal back in '02...which then moved on to me going to Vietnam next week and having to shuffle about my wax appointments and go 8 weeks rather than 5 without a prune...and then onto some detail around my overgrown shrubbery causing me spacial relation issues resulting in me banging my va-gin into the middle bathroom drawer as well as two table corners (FYI in Polish, a 'cunt' is a corner of a table) all in the space of one week.
Marty was mortified, even though it was he who told me earlier in the week that the reason i formed such great relationships with clients was because i shared the interesting bits of my personal life with them and others could learn from my peoples skills. Anyhoo, the clients were quiet amused AND have another project for us. Nice work dirt-bag.
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