I know some people who used to keep a pube diary. These people were male (obviousIy) and had a well planned technique whereby they would pocket a sample mid-poke as an 'acquisition' trophy and stick it in a notebook with some brief annotation. Ew.
I used to have a kissing diary, essentially a log book where i listed all of my snogs and their attributes.
There was Darryl, kiss #1 who got me to my bedroom at age 13 under the pretense he wanted to see my collection of TV Week posters, and then jumped my bones. Little did he know that the watermarks on Jason Donovan's mouth were attributed to my years of practice.
There was boy#3NYE96 (can't remember his name, but he was the 3rd boy I pashed on a wayward new years at Portsea back beach. May have been a Xavier boy, if i recall correctly) who stuck his tongue up my nose rather then my mouth. Lack of experience/education or alcohol? I'm not sure. The main thing i recall from the incident was my help-i'm-being-raped air-compression squealer (that my dad armed me with for protection) went off went he tried to get to my privates. Certainly got everyone's attention, and had anyone had the malice/foresight to document the spectacle, it would've made the perfect submission for the www.getcloseup.com website which just launched last week. It’s a clever new campaign for the toothpaste brand, Closeup and it's aimed at Gen Y kiddies who are not adverse to a touch of PDA, be it with their BF, GF, BFF or a combination of the three. So if you have any younger siblings/cousins/friends etc, flick them the link. They can either upload an existing pic or get intimate for their web cams. Get to it people! Mwa!
I used to have a kissing diary, essentially a log book where i listed all of my snogs and their attributes.
There was Darryl, kiss #1 who got me to my bedroom at age 13 under the pretense he wanted to see my collection of TV Week posters, and then jumped my bones. Little did he know that the watermarks on Jason Donovan's mouth were attributed to my years of practice.
There was boy#3NYE96 (can't remember his name, but he was the 3rd boy I pashed on a wayward new years at Portsea back beach. May have been a Xavier boy, if i recall correctly) who stuck his tongue up my nose rather then my mouth. Lack of experience/education or alcohol? I'm not sure. The main thing i recall from the incident was my help-i'm-being-raped air-compression squealer (that my dad armed me with for protection) went off went he tried to get to my privates. Certainly got everyone's attention, and had anyone had the malice/foresight to document the spectacle, it would've made the perfect submission for the www.getcloseup.com website which just launched last week. It’s a clever new campaign for the toothpaste brand, Closeup and it's aimed at Gen Y kiddies who are not adverse to a touch of PDA, be it with their BF, GF, BFF or a combination of the three. So if you have any younger siblings/cousins/friends etc, flick them the link. They can either upload an existing pic or get intimate for their web cams. Get to it people! Mwa!
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